#Dumb prank call jokes skin

Lady: HELLO!? SIR!? ARE YOU LISTENING?!?! (Holds mic away from face laughs uncontrollably). Lady: I WANT TO TALK TO THE KING NUCLEAR EMPORER HOMER SIMPSON OF SPRINGFIELD. (hears no sound but her heavy breathing). Lady: UGH!!!! THE NUCLEAR POWER SOURCE, DO TO MERCURY INJECTION FROM THE POWER PLANT IN THIS DETECTOR, IS MAKING THIS THING GO OFF! IT WONT STOP! HEAR! HAVE A LISTEN! Me: Ma'am how is that possible? You are telling me that it it's alarming with no power source.? And what were you mentioning about a Hazmat? Lady: NO!!! I took it off the ceiling, unplugged the hard wires and took out the battery.It's still alarming! Me: Is it chirping? Maybe it's a low battery sound? Lady: My smoke detector is going off, and I think there is a HAZMAT GOING ON! An officer sarcastically calls back: 'With shorts on?' Peeved, I announce on the radio that the trip is cancelled, 'it was a deer'. And these are suburban cops in the Midwest, a murder is a damn big deal. So we have to get these officers to their cars to read the computer, leaving other issues, etc. On top of that, we can't say what the issue is on the radio is because we have too many busibodies who monitor police radio, then call us to try to get juicy details, or othewise meddle. We started scrambling together officers to get there ASAP, a big hassle considering it's rush hour and they're all dealing with accidents and stuff like that.

#Dumb prank call jokes skin

He gave a detailed description, hair color, skin color, body position, the whole bit and said she was by the side of the interstate (in the middle of an affluent suburban area at rush hour) so we figured this had to be a really fresh crime scene. One guy called FRANTICALLY saying that he saw the dead body of a young woman, early 20s, wearing nothing but shorts. I honestly wasn't sure if I felt more sorry for him, or a baby growing up in that household. That man had a good thing going for a while there. After a moment of silence, she thanked me, and started to hang up the phone, but not before I heard her screaming her boyfriends name. and asked how she though their babies fed and grew. but she refused to believe me until I asked her about single moms, lesbian moms, etc.

I explained about the umbilical cord, etc. The patient was convinced that her baby was living off of her boyfriend's semen, and that it would starve if they stopped having sex.

Patient: 'How will I feed the baby if I can't have sex?!?' Me: 'I'm sorry, ma'am, could you repeat that?' She tearfully exclaims, 'But how will I feed the baby?!?' I looked at her file, and saw she was having pre-term contractions, so I explained that sexual activity can cause contractions, so it was safer to abstain so the baby could stay inside as long as possible. I will cancel the call, thank you for calling.Ī quite pregnant (don't remember exactly how far along, but definitely past 30 weeks) woman calls to say that her doctor told her to refrain from having sex for the rest of the pregnancy and she didn't understand why. I'm really embarrassed.ĩ11: That's fine, Sir.

Oh god, it's getting bigger! The whole top of the hill is on fire now!ĩ11: Stay calm sir, we're sending somebody out.īF: It's getting bigger! Doesn't anybody else see this?! It's lighting up the sky around it.it's huge! Oh god! Oh.oh, wait.īF: I am SO sorry.I'm not usually out this time of night, I just got off work late.that's, that's the sun.īF: I am so, so sorry for wasting your time, there is no fire, that's just the sun rising. This shift he got off work a few hours late.īF: I'd like to call and report a fire.

He usually worked a late shift, walking home about 2 am. Not an operator, but my boyfriend who called in.